Welcome to the esteemed Omphalosophical Society of Advanced Thinking (T.O.S.A.T.). We're a group of highly intelligent, highly pretentious individuals who've dedicated our lives to the pursuit of profound, utterly useless knowledge.
As an Omphalosopher, you're expected to grasp the finer points of Existential Crickets Syndrome, the Art of Purposefully Wasting Time, and the ancient art of making a good cup of tea.
But first, you'll need to learn the basics. That's where our comprehensive guide to Omphalosophy 101 comes in. It's a crash course in the fundamentals of advanced thinking, guaranteed to blow your mind (but not too much).
Learn more about Existential Crickets Syndrome or jump straight into the Advanced Thinking section.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not explore the Tea Cup Theory of Sub-Existentialism?