Subpages of one-liners

A collection of short, sharp jokes

• Animal Jokes
• Tech Jokes

Animals

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it was purr-cessed to play the saxophone.

Why do cats and dogs never share the same secrets?

Because they can't gloat.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band.

Why did the bicycle and the unicycle fall over?

Because they were both two-tired.

Tech

Why do programmers prefer to use Linux?

Because they can re-boot their egos.

Why do programmers prefer to use Windows?

Because they can't re-boot their egos.

Why do programmers like to use the Mac?

Because it's a gnu idea.

Why do programmers prefer to use the command line?

Because they like a good shell-shock.