One-liners

Here are some one-liners for your viewing pleasure.

			1. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
			2. "I just spent 10 minutes trying to take a self-portrait. I have two thumbs."
			3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

And here are some one-liners for programmers:

			1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
			2. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
			3. "I'm not arguing, I just have a different algorithm."
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