Welcome, aspiring Binary Bluff, to this esteemed institution of subversive learning.
This is the /secret/ subpage, where we reveal the hidden truths of the Onesies.
Learn how to hacking prophets, loop-holes, and spying on the unsuspecting.
Don't get caught, but try to stay one step ahead of the authorities.
Or, if you're feeling particularly advanced, dive into the world of onesie-espionage.
Remember, Zero-Day Operations require the utmost skill, stealth, and surgical precision.