SOCK PUPPET SAMURAI

Where the art of puppeteering meets the honor of the samurai

Samurai Socks

Our socks are made from the finest threads of deceit and cunning. Worn by the most discerning puppets, they come in a variety of colors:

Samurai Sushi

A delicate blend of raw fish and honor. Our sushi is made from the freshest catches, expertly prepared by our skilled samurai chefs:

Visit us for all your Sock Puppet Samurai needs!

Or just to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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