Warning: This is the Future
In the year 3050, online dating has evolved to a whole new level. With the help of our advanced algorithms, you'll be able to find your perfect match in no time. Or, you know, in about 5-7 years, after you've worked through our comprehensive guide.
Here's what you'll learn: how to create the perfect profile, how to avoid getting red flagged, and how to master the art of online dating for the advanced user. Don't worry, we won't leave you hanging - or stuck on a bad date.
So, buckle up, future-daters! It's time to take your online dating game to the next level. Or, you know, just stick with what you're doing and we'll just assume you're a robot.