Ontological Anarchist Manifesto

As an ontologist, I reject the tyranny of fixed meaning. I believe that reality is malleable, a canvas waiting to be smeared upon by the brushstrokes of our collective imagination.

The Seven Tenets of Ontological Anarchy

• Reality is a social construct, a fragile tapestry woven from the threads of our perceptions.
• Meaning is a verb, not a noun. It's something we do, not something we find.
• The distinction between subject and object is a false dichotomy, a relic of a bygone era.
• We are not bound by the shackles of categorization. We are the categorizers.
• The truth is not a fixed point, but a dynamic flux, a never-ending dance of contradictions.
• The only constant is change, and we must adapt to it with aplomb.
• We are the masters of our own narratives, the authors of our own realities.

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