Ontological Insecurity: The Breakfast of Champions

You've come to this site for a reason, probably. Maybe you're trying to avoid the crushing existential dread of being a meaningless speck of dust in an infinite, uncaring universe? Or maybe you just want to see some meme-avoidance therapy?

Symptoms of Ontological Insecurity:

Excessive questioning of the nature of reality
Fears of being irrelevant in the grand scheme
Tendency to overthink everything

Don't worry, friend, you're not alone. We've got support groups for that.

The Ontological Insecurity Index

We've developed a simple scale to help you measure just how insecure you are:

0: You're a functioning member of society, but only just
1: You spend most of your free time questioning the fabric of existence
2: You've started a podcast about it
3: You're considering writing a book
4: You've started a cult
5: You've abandoned all hope

Where on the scale would you place yourself? Take the ontological quiz to find out.

And if all else fails, escape into a world of pure, unadulterated fantasy.