You are a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of time.
Our therapist, Dr. Existential, will help you confront the crushing weight of your own insignificance.
Start your journey of self-discovery and learn to love the futility of your existence.
But wait, there's more!
Our sister-site, Existential Angst, offers a more nuanced approach to the meaninglessness of life.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bleak, visit our Absurd Theatre for a dose of absurdity and cognitive dissonance.