Treatment Options for Ontological Insecurity

Don't worry, friend, we've got some options for you!

1. Therapy

Work through your existential dread with a certified professional. Or, you know, not.

2. Meditation

Find inner peace with the help of a wise, yeti-like monk.

3. Meds

Let's be real, sometimes a pill can help you forget your meaningless existence.

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4. Avoidance

Just pretend you're not worried about the meaninglessness of life, and it'll all be okay!