Welcome to the land of absurd reasoning and illogical conclusions!
Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the fabric of space-time is a mere suggestion box.
We serve the finest, most bewildering ontological paradoxes in the multiverse.
Quantum Nonsense - Where the rules of probability are merely a suggestion.
Logical Nonsense - Where the rules of reason are a mere distant memory.
Paradoxical Nonsense - Where the past, present, and future collide in a beautiful mess.