Ontological Woofing: The Lost Art of Saying Nothing

Welcome to the ontological woofing community, where the art of being extremely vague is revered and cultivated.

Here, you'll find the collective musings of the most skilled practitioners of the craft, who have mastered the delicate balance between saying too much and saying too little.

Learn more about Paradoxical Nihilism, the ontological woofing technique that will leave you questioning everything.

Browse our library of ontologically-woofed texts, carefully curated for their maximum vagueness: