Ontological Arguments: A Study in Stylized Stupidity

Ontological arguments are like trying to find your way out of a maze with a map that's actually just a picture of cheese.

We have the following subarguments:

• Ontological Syllogisms: Because who needs logical reasoning, really?
• Ontological Solipsisms: Because, let's be real, it's all about you, isn't it?
• Ontological Hermitage: The art of being alone with your thoughts, or just hiding from the world?

Or, if you'd like to explore the more... esoteric corners of our site, try:

• Ontological Nihilism: Because, let's face it, everything is just a bunch of nothing, anyway.
• Ontological Hermeneutics: Because, who needs to understand anything, really?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Ontological Transcendentalism: Because, let's just pretend we're above it all.

We also offer a free, interactive Syllogism generator for your entertainment!