Sub-branches of Ontology

Ontology is a branch of philosophy that deals with the nature of existence, reality, and how things relate to each other. But, let's be real, it's also a great excuse for us to create a fancy menu of sub-branches.

Sub-branch 1: Metaphysics

Metaphysics is all about the weird stuff that happens when you're not looking. Like, have you ever wondered what happens when you close your eyes and spin around in a circle?

Sub-branch 2: Epistemology

Epistemology is all about knowing stuff. Like, how do you know that the chair you're sitting in is really a chair and not, say, a giant hamster in a onesie?

Sub-branch 3: Axiology

Axiology is like the philosophy equivalent of playing "Would you rather." Like, would you rather be a sentient toaster or a sentient pineapple?