Emergency Rations

We are currently experiencing a critical shortage of emergency rations, including but not limited to:

• Red Cross-approved granola bars (out of stock)
• Self-sustaining protein bars with a 50% chance of exploding
• Water purification tablets with an 80% chance of making you question the value of human life

Do not panic! We have implemented an emergency rationing protocol, which includes but is not limited to:

• Foraging for wild berries (results not guaranteed)
• Making your own emergency rations using a combination of twine, twigs, and questionable meat sources
• Praying for a miracle rescue mission (results not guaranteed)

Please report any sightings of emergency rations to:

Operation 123 HQ: /subpages/operation-123/ HQ

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

/subpages/operation-123/secret-rations