Operation 123: Evacuation Procedures
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the entire city has been cordoned off with caution tape. Please follow these steps to ensure a safe and orderly evacuation.
Step 1: Panic
- Run around like a chicken with its head cut off.
- Scream at the top of your lungs until you're hoarse.
- Stomp on things that aren't nailed down for good measure.
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Repeat steps 1-3 until the all-clear is given.
Or, you know, just leave already.
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