Our mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before, but let's be real, we're just a bunch of agents trying to get some decent coffee.
Our goal is to infiltrate the enemy's stronghold, but our real goal is to get to the break room without being caught.
We're like a team, but not really, we're more like a group of individuals with a shared understanding of the importance of coffee.
We're the best, we're the greatest, we're the most fantastic operation ever!