CHRONICALLY UNEMPLOYED CHAOS AGENTS

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Agent 'B'

Agent 'B' is a highly skilled, highly trained, highly unemployed chaos agent. Their area of expertise is creating awkward silences in social gatherings.

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Agent 'D'

Agent 'D' is a master of passive-aggression and excel spreadsheets. Their modus operandi involves creating endless pivot tables in Microsoft Office.

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Available Actions

Our agents are available for hire. Choose a plan:

Option 1: The Slow-Moving Queue Option 2: The Overly-Honest Interview