Phase 1: Measure 2, The Most Important Measurement of All

As we embark on this perilous journey, we must first take stock of our surroundings. Measure 2: The Critical Altitude Gauge.

Currently, the Critical Altitude Gauge reads:

1,000,000,000 feet above sea level (it's a really, really long way)

We are now entering the Altitude Zone of Maximum Confusion.

Proceed with caution. Next phase: Phase 2: Scan 1