Expert Analysis of Optimism: A Futuristic Guide

Are you tired of being a disappointment to your parents? Do you struggle to find meaning in a world that seems to be constantly on fire?

Our Expert Analysis

Our team of highly trained and moderately paid analysts have spent years studying the art of optimism. We've cracked the code, and we're here to share it with you.

Step 1: Pretend You're a Unicorn

Imagine you're a majestic creature with a coat as white as fresh snow and a mane that shines like the sun. This is your brain's way of telling you that you're a unique and special snowflake.

Read more about Methods of Pretending

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Explore Alternative Realities Where You Actually Are a Unicorn