Procrastination Consulting: Where Time Goes to Die

Welcome to Procrastination Consulting: where we help you waste more time, more efficiently!

Our expert team of professional procrastinators will guide you through our patented "Procrastination Matrix" to find the perfect blend of distractions and excuses to keep you from accomplishing anything.

Services:

• Binge-Watching Consulting - Let us help you find the perfect TV show to binge-watch while "working" on that project.
• Social Mediocrity Consulting - We'll help you master the art of posting mediocre content on social media, so your followers will never suspect a thing.
• Video Game Therapy - Our team of experts will guide you through the process of playing the same level of your favorite game for hours on end, while convincing yourself you're "researching" it.
• Snack Food Nutrition - We'll help you craft the perfect combination of chips, cookies, and energy drinks to sustain you through those long, productive days of not being productive.

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