Optimism-3: Because You're Not Doing It Right

Are you tired of the crushing despair that is your life? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of negativity and hopelessness?

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• Relearn the art of smiling without actually being happy.
• Develop a taste for the bitter taste of disappointment.
• Master the subtle art of pretending to care about things that don't actually matter.

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Step 1: Uninstall Your Emotions

Step 2: Pretend to Be Interested

Step 3: Develop a Sense of Apatheia

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