Are you tired of settling for a bland, unfulfilling donut relationship? Do you yearn for that spark, that magic, that 'I'm-in-love-with-a-tasty-treat' feeling?
Look no further! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the seven stages of donut love, from the initial infatuation to the heartbreak of a stale donut.
Stage 1: The Gaze - When you first lay eyes on that perfect donut, and your heart skips a beat.
Stage 2: The Approach - When you start to think, "Maybe I'll just take a bite... or three."
Stage 3: The Commitment - When you and your donut become inseparable, and you start to plan a future together (like, where you're going to hide the sprinkles).