The Future is Bright!

A world where the apocalypse is just a minor setback, and the next best thing is always just around the corner.

• Utopian Reality Check: A Guide to the Perfectly Balanced Utopia
• Techno-Utopian Solutions: Because Who Needs Human Interaction?
• Escapist Trends: What's Hot in Futuristic Fashion

Utopia: The Ultimate Reality Check

A comprehensive guide to achieving the ultimate utopian state, minus the hard work and sacrifice.

Step 1: Abandon all moral principles.

• Delusionary Logic: The Art of Ignoring Reality

Delusionary Logic: The Art of Ignoring Reality

The key to achieving utopian status: simply ignore the facts.

Step 1: Refuse to acknowledge problems.

Step 2: Pretend they're not happening.

Step 3: Blame someone else.

• Alternative Facts: The Ultimate Reality Distraction

Alternative Facts: The Ultimate Reality Distraction

A collection of completely made-up facts to replace those pesky real ones.

• Alternative Facts Reality Check: Because Who Needs Truth?

Alternative Facts Reality Check: Because Who Needs Truth?

A comprehensive guide to verifying your completely made-up facts.