The Optimization Nightmares Index

Because You Wanted It

A comprehensive collection of optimization problems, solutions, and anecdotes

Welcome to the Optimization Nightmares Index, where the horrors of over-optimization come alive!

• Over-Optimization as a Way of Life
• Optimizing into Oblivion
• The Optimizer Gets What the Optimizer Wants

Subpages:

• The Optimizer's Dilemma
• Optimization Nightmares of the Woods

Warning: Reading these pages may cause excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous combustion, or the urge to reformat your entire database.

Proceed at your own risk!

Disclaimer:

These pages are entirely fictional and not actually optimized. Or are they?

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