Turn Off Your Neighbor

Are you tired of your neighbor's constant complaining about the noise you make while optimizing for bad connections? Do you find yourself constantly adjusting your code to appease their sensitive ears? Do you wish they would just use headphones already??

Well, have we got news for you: turn off your neighbor and join the ranks of the most efficient, most effective optimizers in the business!

Disclaimer: turning off your neighbor may void your warranty. May cause excessive happiness and productivity. Pประก