Optimization Techniques for the Damned

Because Your Users Have No Idea What They're Doing

So, you've got a slow website and a bunch of users who seem to hate you. Don't worry, friend, we've got just the thing for you!

Caching for the Clueless

Use caching, duh!

Caching. It's like putting a big ol' plate of nachos in front of your users. "Here, have some cached content! You'll love it!"

Read more about advanced caching techniques, for the really advanced among you.

Code Minification for the Clueless

Minification, baby! You know, the process of removing all the unnecessary characters from your HTML and CSS. It's like a game of "find the unnecessary space"!

Get your code minified and ready for the world!

Image Optimization for the Clueless

Don't make your users wait for those fancy images! Compress them like a boss and watch your website load faster than a speeding bullet!

Learn how to optimize images for the faint of heart!