Pixel Perfomers: The Unholy Grail of Frustration

You've been warned. The journey to becoming a true pixel perfomer is long and arduous, filled with countless hours of trial and error. But don't worry, it's not just you, it's everyone.

Step 1: Learn the Fundamentals

Start by studying the ancient art of pixel placement. Practice your skills by creating pixel art masterpieces, like this:

Remember, it's not just about the art, it's about the pain. The frustration of trying to get that one pixel to line up just right.

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Step 2: Refine Your Craft

Once you've mastered the basics, it's time to move on to the really hard stuff: optimizing your pixel placement for maximum frustration. This involves:

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Step 3: Break the Human Spirit

At this point, you're either a true pixel perfomer or you're not. The line between madness and genius is thin, and we're not here to judge. But if you've made it this far, congratulations! You've achieved the ultimate goal of pixel perfoming: breaking the human spirit.

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