The Most Important Decision Ever!

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Option 1: The Ultimate Pizza Topping Combo

It's a classic. Pepperoni, extra cheese, olives, and a sprinkle of regret.

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Option 2: The Secret to Eternal Happiness

It's simple: just stare at a wall for 4 hours every morning.

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