The Option 1 Proposal: Because 0.5% of Users Actually Read the Fine Print

Welcome, user 34562. You've stumbled upon the Option 1 Proposal, the most underwhelming experience in our catalog of underwhelming experiences.

Here's what we're proposing:

Introducing the "I'm Not Listening" Button

We're proposing a button that, when clicked, makes the user feel marginally less annoyed with our service. It's not a solution, but hey, it's a start.

Other features include:

• A "I'm Not Listening" Button that does absolutely nothing
• A "Report User" Button, because we value your feedback
• A "Why Are We Still Here?" Button, because we're not really sure either

Side Effects of Option 1: A Study on the Unintended Consequences