Risk Management: Option 1a - The Art of Calculated Gambles

Welcome to the most thrilling, pulse-pounding, and utterly bewildering risk management course in the land!

We'll teach you how to gamble like it's 1999, with calculated risks and a side of existential dread!

Course Outline:

• Section 1: Risk Assessment - Because Who Needs Sleep?
• Section 2: Risk Mitigation - The Art of Making Things Worse
• Section 3: Risk Management - When in Doubt, Double Down

Don't forget to bring your calculator, your sense of adventure, and a strong stomach for risk-taking!