The Subpar Selection: Where Mediocrity Reigns Supreme

Welcome to Option 2c, where the art of being average is celebrated.

Our Mission Statement

We're here to serve the masses, not the select few. Our goal is to provide an experience so underwhelming, you'll forget you ever came here.

We're not about pushing boundaries or breaking rules. We're about sticking to what's safe, what's familiar, and what's utterly unremarkable.

So, if you're looking for a place to blend in, to not stand out, and to not make a difference, you've come to the right place.

Or, if you just want to see what it means to be truly unremarkable, stay awhile.

Our Services

We offer:

• An Underwhelming Experience
• Mediocre Food
• Average Architecture
• Forgotten Art

Our Values

We value:

• Being unremarkable
• Sticking to the script
• Doing the minimum required
• Not rocking the boat

Want more? Learn about our values in more detail