Suboption 5.1: The Secret Life of a Bureaucrat

Meet Bob, the Bureaucrat

Bob is a highly trained expert in the art of saying 'no' without really saying 'no'. He can fill out form 27-B/6 in under 3 minutes, and has a special talent for misplacing paperwork.

Learn more about Bob's impressive paper-trail skills

Bob's Bureaucratic Achievements:

Most paperwork filled out in a single sitting: 27 pages
Longest meeting: 4 hours and 32 minutes
Most creative use of the phrase "I'll get back to you on that"