Option 7-17: The Inscrutable Guide to Extreme Croissant Consumption

Warning: Do Not Read This Page If You're Not Willing to Commit to an Existentially Crushing Existence

Disclaimer: Croissants Not Included, But Implied.

Step 1: Identify Your Croissant Consumption Threshold

Are you ready to confront the existential crisis that is the infinite loop of buttery, flaky layers? If so, then proceed.

But if not, don't say we didn't warn you.

Subpage 1: The Croissant Consumption Hierarchy Subpage 2: Biting into the Abyss Subpage 3: The Futility of Flaky Dreams