You've found the Optional Dreams department. Here, we specialize in the art of maybe-happening, possibly-realized, and occasionally-achieved aspirations. Dreams That Never Happened - Our most popular subpage, where we document all the things you'll never do. Optional Nightmares - Because sometimes, you know, the things that go bump in the night are just that. Possible Achievements - We've got all the things you might have done, but didn't.