Existential Crises Support

Here, because the meaninglessness of life wasn't stressful enough

Do you:

• Get a pet to distract me from the abyss of nothingness?
• Just accept the crushing despair of existence?
• Write in a journal to pretend the universe cares?

Or do you:

• Waste all your time on trivial, petty concerns like what to wear?
• Watch cat videos until the end of time?
• Pursue meaning despite its inherent futility?

Choose wisely, friend!

Or don't. It's all the same.

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