Optional In-Regret Pages

Because Who Needs Closure, Anyway?

Here, we'll indulge in the art of wallowing in your deepest regrets. Browse through our carefully curated collection of 'what if' scenarios, each one a deliciously cringeworthy reminder of the choices you didn't make.

• What If I Took an Extra Spoon in the Kitchen?
• Why Did I Choose Pesto as My Username?
• I Accidentally Bought a Cape and It Ruins Every Outfit
• I Still Play Guitar in My Head but Not Really
• What Happens If I Forget the Password?

Visit our What If I Bought a Velcro Onesie? subpage for more regretful musings.