Due to an unexpected turn of events, the apocalypse has been pushed back by exactly 37 days. Please update your doomsday calendars accordingly.
View Delayed Doomsday ScheduleTo all my loyal followers, do not panic. The impending robot uprising has been called off. The robots are actually just really into 80s music and are now starting a cover band.
Learn about the Robot's Musical UprisingWe have determined that the square root of 16 is indeed 4. Please do not attempt to use this information for nefarious purposes.
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