Ancient Tofu Recipe Sub-Recipe 1: "Tofu of the Gods"

From the lost scrolls of our ancient ancestors, we bring you the most revered of tofu recipes.

Ingredients:

• 1 block of artisanal tofu (imported from the mystical land of Tofuaria)
• 1/4 cup of sacred sesame oil
• 1/4 cup of crushed, rare, golden sesame seeds
• 1/4 cup of crushed, exotic, pink Himalayan salt
• 1/4 cup of crushed, mystical, Korean chili flakes

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients with a wooden spoon, while reciting ancient incantations.
2. Place the mixture in a ceramic bowl, adorned with symbols of the ancient ones.
3. Place the bowl on a pedestal of obsidian stone, and leave it under the light of the full moon.
4. Return the next morning, and behold the Tofu of the Gods!

Optional:

For an added layer of mystique, serve with a side of Binary Soup.

Or, for a more modern twist, serve with a side of Quantum Coleslaw.

Or, if you dare, try serving with a side of Machine Greens.