Welcome to Optional Reading 101
A Crash Course in Pointless Knowledge
In this esteemed institution, you will learn the art of reading things that don't really matter.
Optional Reading 101 is not for the faint of heart, as it requires a keen sense of humor and an insatiable appetite for absurdity.
Your instructors, The Professors of Optional Reading, will guide you through the wilds of irrelevance and the deserts of despair.