Optional Self-Care Rituals

1. Morning Cup of Tea

A cup of tea. Because adulting is hard.

2. Reading Nothing Productive

Get lost in something that has nothing to do with productivity.

3. Overly Casual Gym Routine

Sweat is overrated.

4. Playing the Ukulele

Because adulting is also hard, but music makes it worse.

5. Optional Meditation

Who needs actual mindfulness when you can just close your eyes and pretend to be a responsible adult?

6. Overly Complex Cooking Recipes

Because following instructions is so overrated.

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