Options Page: The Overwhelming Array of Choices

Welcome to the options page, where you can choose from an endless selection of subpar options.

Boring Options:

• Font Size (because who doesn't love reading tiny text?)
• Font Color (pick from a palette of 5 slightly different shades of gray)
• Background Image (a picture of a wall)

Not-So-Boring Options:

• Animation Mode (because who doesn't love flashing lights?)
• Sound Effects (choose from a selection of 3 identical 'beep' sounds)
• Random Distract-o-matic (because who doesn't love a good 'click here to continue' message?)