Galactic Overlord's Privacy Policy

Welcome, minion! We're thrilled to inform you that our servers are monitored by our team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated, and moderately paid interns. They're here to make sure your browsing experience is as enjoyable as a never-ending supply of free pizza and a view of the galaxy.

By accessing our site, you agree to our Terms of Galactic Service.

Cookie Policy

We use cookies to track your every move. Like, seriously, we're watching. Our cookies are like tiny, tasty little spies that follow you wherever you go, reporting back to us with their findings. Don't worry, we won't judge you (much).

Cookie Types

We have three types of cookies:

• Session Cookies: These cookies are like the ones your grandma used to make, they're gone in a few hours.
• Permanent Cookies: These cookies stick around for a while, like that one cousin who just won't leave.
• Third-Party Cookies: These cookies are like those sneaky, uninvited guests who show up unannounced and refuse to leave.

How to Disable Cookies

If you're feeling paranoid, you can always disable our cookies. But let's be real, we're watching you even without cookies. You can't escape our all-seeing, all-knowing gaze that easily.

Learn how to disable cookies (but let's be real, it won't make a difference)