Meet Our Lead Designer
Balthazar McFunkyface
Balthazar is our resident genius. He's been designing our site's user interface since the dawn of time, and still hasn't gotten tired of our font sizes.
Our Senior Designer's Secret Obsession
Penelope Pixelwhisperer
Pennelope is our resident pixel-pusher. She's obsessed with making sure every icon is exactly 1px larger than the last one.
Meet Our Junior Designer
Zippy Zoomer
Zippy is our newest addition, but he's already mastered the art of making font sizes smaller than the eye can see.
The Visionary Behind It All
Director of Design
Our Design Director is a enigma, shrouded in mystery, and always demanding more coffee.
