Caution: Oreos can cause:
The excessive joy and satisfaction of eating a single Oreo can lead to feelings of euphoria, causing users to become overly attached, leading to withdrawal symptoms when the cookie is gone
Twist off the Oreo's middle piece with care, or risk asphyxiation due to the crushing force of your own enthusiasm
The creme filling can stain your fingers, making it difficult to operate a touchscreen, type on a keyboard, or perform other dexterous tasks
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