Oreo Cookie Hazards

Warning: The Dangers of Oreo Consumption

Caution: Oreos can cause:

Uncontrolled Happiness

The excessive joy and satisfaction of eating a single Oreo can lead to feelings of euphoria, causing users to become overly attached, leading to withdrawal symptoms when the cookie is gone

Choking Hazards

Twist off the Oreo's middle piece with care, or risk asphyxiation due to the crushing force of your own enthusiasm

Cookie Finger Staining

The creme filling can stain your fingers, making it difficult to operate a touchscreen, type on a keyboard, or perform other dexterous tasks

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