Organ Damage Forecasting

Because Your Body is a Fragile, Delicate Vessel

Our team of expert prognosticators will predict the likelihood of your organs failing at any given moment.

Currently, the forecast is looking grim for:

But wait, there's more! Our team also predicts:

• Heartburn Forecasting: Because Acid Reflux is No Joke
• Organ Failure Simulation: Because Who Needs a Spare Tire When You Can Have a Spare Liver?
• Medical Marijuana Recommendations: Because Your Doctor's Orders are so Last Season

Stay healthy, friends!