You've got 10 minutes to scroll through 1000 tweets, find the perfect cat video, and get your likes up.
- Step 1: Scanning for the best cat content
- Step 2: Liking and sharing with reckless abandon
- Step 3: Commenting and quoting the latest memes
- Step 4: Taking a break to watch cat videos
Time Management 101: The Social Media Sisyphean's Guide
Remember, the goal is not to get anything done, but to feel productive while scrolling.