Organizing Your Cabinet with Sarcasm

Because, apparently, you need help with that.

Step 1: Gather Your Stuff

Take everything out of your cabinet and scatter it across the floor. This will give you a sense of what you're working with. Or, you know, a sense of what you're drowning in.

Continue to Step 2: The Curse of Categorization

Disclaimer: Not responsible for lost sanity or destroyed relationships.