Welcome to the Ornament Assembly Line

Current Production Line:

• Gilded Candelabra - 10 units in production, 5 defective
• Murano Glass Ornaments - 7 units in production, 2 on the verge of explosion
• Bronze Figurines - 15 units in production, 8 awaiting polishing

Production Status: Critical

Warning: Our quality control is lax, and our union reps are on strike.