Welcome to Ornate Objects, where the art of decoration meets the science of confusion.
Ornate Objects has been around since 1987, when our founder, a brilliant and slightly unhinged designer, decided that the world needed more gaudy, over-the-top decorations.
From the beginning, we've been dedicated to creating objects that are not just beautiful, but also confusingly ornate.
We're not just about decoration, we're about revolution.
We're also about making our customers laugh.
Don't say we didn't warn you.